Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Introduction (Joke)

Gama and Sasuke were walking on the way to Konoha.

-Are we there yet?? Ask Sasuke

-No...Still need to walk a bit Sasuke...hang on.

-Well I’m tired...Are you even sure were taking the good road??

-yeah I’m sure

They see 2 other person far away. Soon they were beside them.

-Stand back Gama...I’ll finish them with my super hax technique.

One of them pokes Sasuke eye.

-What the hell...why...how did you know my weakness? Said Sasuke in pain

-It was easy...Uchiha only count on their eye.

-What’s your name? Ask Gama

-Mine Sega and that my partner State.

-It hurts like hell!!! Said Sasuke again in pain

-Go cry elsewhere...anyways guys just ignore him...Btw are we close to Konoha?

-Hey you guys are really far away from Konoha. Didn’t you know you guys were in the middle of the dessert? Said State

Sasuke and Gama began to look around

-I told you we were taking the wrong way...mine was the good road...We should have headed right instead of left...but no...Said Sasuke

-At least I’m not half blind...you could have told me we were lost.

-Anyway I got a plan like always. My big bro said he had a mission in Suna

-And how are we gonna find him?

- I can smell hax person for miles. Will be easy.

-Anyway...were going. Good luck

State and Sega continue their road to nowhere and Sasuke and Gama continue to Suna to find Itachi and this time Gama had full trust on Sasuke that he was telling the good way...After a long walk they stopped

-Sup?

-Haxing person...1 mile at 4 o’clock

-Stop talking none sense and tell the way

-Just trying to be cool like the others. Fine follow me.

They finally arrive. Sasuke runs to Itachi. He was with a friend. They were looking at something.

-Hey I-......Hehe I didn’t know you were into these types of girls.

Itachi was red everywhere

-It’s not me...Said Itachi

-I know you wouldn’t be interested into this type of girl.

-Got a problem with Tenten.

-Hey Sasuke...dont say these things in front of Musica.

-Yeah I got a problem...she’s missing the 106 man

-You perv...She’s fine the way she is. Said Musica beginning to become mad

-Whatever dude. You know there are better girls out there like Sakura or Tsunade.

-That does it!! Said Musica falcon punch Sasuke

Sasuke goes flying

-What up with that? Ask Gama

Sasuke jump back close to Gama

-They were looking at porn...Said Sasuke

-Porn!? I love porn...want to see too. Said Gama beginning to jump everywhere

-Shut up...or I’ll hax your head off...Going all out vs. that guy...Behold my haxing power. (He summoning 10 Susano)

-Man if I can summon that much Tenten...I’ll be one lucky guy. Was thinking Musica. Wtf man...your really that hax...no wonder you have no friends or fans.

-I have friends and fans...at least you’re not the one being chase by a yellow hair gay...

-Me kill human?

-Shut up Susano number 7...or no cookies.

-Leave it to me...its hax vs hax. Said Itachi

-Attack!!! Yelled Sasuke

Soon every Susano runs to them but trips and falls down

-You may want to stop feeding them cookies. Said Itachi

-It’s not finish yet. Edo Tensei (10 coffins comes out and 10 Sasuke steps out) you will never find the real me now.

-Sasuke...I’m your bro...How can’t I not know where and who you are...Now get out if the coffin. Said Itachi

-NEVER!!

-Ok...1...2...

-Fine fine...I’ll get out...just don’t rape me again...Said Sasuke

-Now go to Konoha and never comeback

-All right...To the Sasuke mobile!!

Sasuke pulls Gama and they enter a coffin.

-A little help here?? Ask Sasuke

Musica falcon punch again the coffin sending them flying to Konoha

-At last...Fought the will never leave...let see the pic again

-Glad you ask. Said Musica smiling

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